10 Things You Really Mean When You Say“Love At First Sight”

We sometimes say “Love at first sight”, and sometimes say the real things we wanted to say:

1. Sex on the first night!
2. Cash in your pockets. Tight!
3. You remind me of my wife!
4. My husband’s in the jail. All right!
5. Haven’t touched anyone in a while!
6. Need anyone, as my last relationship made me really fragile!
7. I wanna be controlled, as if I was your kite!
8. I love you, since you haven’t seen me in bright light!
9. Never seen a woman/man before tonight!
10. Never had a man/woman look at me before, a’ight?

`Love At First Sight, Sex at First Light?'